Dean Khurana, faculty, parents, and most especially graduating students, thank you so much for inviting me.
The Senior Class Committee, it's genuinely one of the most exciting things I've ever been asked to do.
I have to admit primarily because I can't deny it as it was leaked in the WikiLeaks release of the Sony hack,
that when I was invited, I replied, and I directly quote my own email,
"Wow! This is so nice! I'm going to need some funny ghost writers. Any ideas?"
This initial response, now blessedly public was from the knowledge that
at my class day we were lucky enough to have Will Ferrell as class day speaker,
and that many of us hungover, or even freshly high, mainly wanted to laugh.
So I have to admit that today even 12 years after graduation, I'm still insecure about my own worthiness.
I have to remind myself today you're here for a reason.