I'm happy to do this for you, Aunt Charity.
And not just for the money, but 'cause we're family.
I hate you. Always have.
You can't mean that, Aunt Charity.
Up until you were born, I was the family princess.
And then you came in, and you got the boom boom boom.
And you took my boom boom boom. So I locked you in a room room room.
Well, I'm sorry you think I took your boom boom boom,
but you really did take my seagull cup and lock me in a room. Room room.
I'm not giving you any money, little girl. Just so you know.
Well, maybe you'll feel differently after you taste one of our cupcakes.
Here, why don't we take a minute for a little bite?
Nope, I don't want it.
It'll show you what a good business investment we are.
Here, come...come here. Just--oh--just taste it.
Here. Come on, taste-take a bite.
This is pretty disturbing. I would intervene right now if I wasn't feeling amazing.
Yummy, right? Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, that's your face. I think you're chewing your face.
That's the best cupcake I have ever had, but I am still not giving you any money.
Why not? It's the least you could do after you broke my seagull cup.
Oh, my god, are you still talking about that seagull cup?
I haven't thought about that in 15 years.
If we're gonna be talking about that stupid seagull cup, I'm gonna need another lollipop.